If nautical nonsense is something you wish, then be careful what you wish for, because Netflix is delivering the next SpongeBob SquarePants feature with Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie. In this review, I’ll show you how Sandy Cheek’s spin-off film is full of Texas-sized problems that results in more than Bikini Bottom that needs saving, and make this not only the worst SpongeBob SquarePants movie, but one of the worst things to ever come out of the franchise.